May 2012
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December 2011
5 posts
November 2011
9 posts
Lenore, what the fuck are you doing. Put the cat down.
Lenore, seriously, you don’t know where the hell that thing’s been. Put it down, we’re going back to the camp.
Lenore!
JESUS SHIT. LENORE, DROP IT RIGHT NOW!
Okay that’s it, you are so fucking grounded.
okay maybe this is better somehow.
Leave it to me to make an aurora borealis UNDERGROUND ALDJA;OLKGN
and now with words
Too perfect. TOO perfect.
- Lola Zydrate Montez
- Nova Aeronwy Gandar
When your friend is getting zebra print contacts
And on the outside you’re like:
But on the inside you’re more like:
“I am just soaking this shit up like a pretty little flower photosynthesizing sun rays for the win.”
—~Bear
October 2011
30 posts
Reasons why the Aboveground is great
- Oxygen. Not the kind that’s made artificially and pumped in through vents. The real kind.
- We control the trade, which means we have authority over what goes in and out of the Underground. We could even stop Zydrate shipments if we wanted to.
Except we’re half afraid of Lola using less conventional means to get her fix. - Be honest, how many of you Underlanders even remember what sunlight is?
- With a whole other city so close and natural resources surrounding us, we’ll pretty much never run out of supplies. Ever.
- Changing seasons.
- No twisted rabid beasts to worry about getting maimed by.
- At night, the moon and the stars look nice in the sky.
- There is a sky.
We don’t have Lola.
(More will likely be added to this list later, but this is just for a start.)
~The Aboveground
